John and Yoko's Bogus Adventure

John and Yoko-The Musical. Won't this woman ever go away? Not as long as there's still a buck to be wrung from aging hippies. The real story, just waiting to be told is how two of the most banal, pretentious, and narcissistic people on the planet managed to find each other--and without the Internet. I never cared much for some mega-bucks stoner in a pink Rolls-Royce telling ME to imagine no possessions.

It's About Time.

Finally, some law enforcement agency has saidwhat what everyone knows to be true, instead of inconveniencing an entire population or blowing the heads off poor Brazilian electricians, the police are going to concentrate on searching the people who are known for a fact to be the problem. As the good Constable put it, "We aren't going to waste time searching old white ladies."