10 July 2008

The Meta-universe of Senator B. Hussein Obama

Has B. Hussein Obama ever said or done anything that he doesn't instantly regret and seek to undo? Does he, like Colonel Flagg, keep himself in a state of constant confusion so that he can never be forced to give a straight answer? Or does he live in some kind of discursive hyperspace where there are alternate Obamas living in alternate realities?
Pull out of NAFTA? Flip.
Jeremiah Wright? Flop.
Campaign finance? Flip.
Immediate pullout from Iraq? Flop
FISA? Flip.
Putting his kids on tabloid TV? Flop.

Look, the man is a W-E-A-S-E-L.

Prediction, he'll flip on what he said about kids learning Spanish.

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