12 March 2004

Common Sense

We live in such a airheaded PC fog that any whiff of commonsense arrives like a cool breeze. All the more so when it comes from an unexpected quarter, the US Congress. The House of Representatives has voted to bar lawsuits against restaurants
by people who are too stupid to know that deep fried megaburgers are fattening and who are too lazy move their lardasses off the sofa and exercise. The link is here.

"Honest Judge, if I'd known those Triple Cheese Bomb Burgers were going to give me a butt the size of Montana, I'd have ordered the salad."

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